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botanically-charged coffee done right…finally.

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  • 100% ORGANIC INGREDIENTS: Ethically sourced blend of South American coffee beans, Peruvian Maca, Ashwagandha Root, Extracts of Reishi Mushroom Fruiting Body & Wild-Harvested Siberia Chaga

    BEAN: Arabica

    ROAST: Dark

    GRIND: Universal

    TASTING NOTES: Dark Chocolate, Caramel, Toasted Dandelion Flower, Charred Earth

    DECAF OPTION? Yes

    ANY MYCELIUM, GRAINS, OR FILLERS? Oh no…not agai- hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Still never.

    FAIR TRADE CERTIFIED OR BETTER? Always & forever

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  • 100% ORGANIC INGREDIENTS: Ethically sourced blend of South American coffee beans, Peruvian Maca, Ashwagandha Root, Fruiting body extracts of Lion’s Mane & Cordyceps Mushrooms

    BEAN: Arabica

    ROAST: Dark

    GRIND: Universal

    TASTING NOTES: Chocolate, Hazelnuts, Roasted Peat, & Malted Butterscotch

    DECAF OPTION? Yes

    ANY MYCELIUM, GRAINS, OR FILLERS? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Never.

    FAIR TRADE CERTIFIED OR BETTER? Always

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  • Lakadong Turmeric, Cardamom, CInnamon, Ginger, Black Pepper, Fruiting Body Extracts of Lion’s Mane and Cordyceps Mushrooms.

    All ingredients are either 100% organic, organically grown, or Regenerative Organic, Certified.

    Fair Trade Certified or better when available.

    We don’t ever use inferior, cheap, grain-grown mycelium or fillers. If you don’t know why that matters, read this.

  • Yes, Howdy Dude doesn’t contain caffeine.

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  • Lakadong Turmeric, Cardamom, CInnamon, Nutmeg, Ginger, Black Pepper, Holy Basil, Ashwagandha, Milky Oats (Avena sativa), Fruiting Body Extract of Reishi mushrooms.

    All ingredients are either 100% organic, organically grown, or Regenerative Organic, Certified.

    Fair Trade Certified or better when available.

    We don’t ever use inferior, cheap, grain-grown mycelium or fillers. If you don’t know why that matters, read this.

  • Yes, Howdy Dude doesn’t contain caffeine.

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